Saturday, April 21, 2007

I am macho

Instructions to anyone who wants to become macho like me.

1. Sit on your bum many hours a day doing math research.

2. Have your wife cook you mountains of food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

3. Do little to no exercise.

4. Repeat above for 8 months then move to Japan.

5. Bask in the exclamations from your Japanese in-laws proving that you are indeed macho.

In an upcoming post, how to fix it.


Kathleen said...

"macho" a.k.a chubby...?? i gotta see some recents pics of you, macho man!

ha ha.

Sean O'Hagan said...

Ha ha! I'll email you one.

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