Instructions to anyone who wants to become macho like me.
1. Sit on your bum many hours a day doing math research.
2. Have your wife cook you mountains of food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
3. Do little to no exercise.
4. Repeat above for 8 months then move to Japan.
5. Bask in the exclamations from your Japanese in-laws proving that you are indeed macho.
In an upcoming post, how to fix it.
3 comments:
"macho" a.k.a chubby...?? i gotta see some recents pics of you, macho man!
ha ha.
Ha ha! I'll email you one.
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